just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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