I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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