WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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