I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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