so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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