No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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