Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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