I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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