I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
