at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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