i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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