i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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