Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize