Hey man sorry I got all grabby
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Randomize
