wakey wakey hands off snakey
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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