oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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