been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
