I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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