Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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