ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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