Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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