Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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