You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
