He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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