did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize