real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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