you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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