champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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