so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
You ate ashes out of my bong
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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