we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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