The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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