what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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