Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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