The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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