Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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