And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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