I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Let's get the cat blown out
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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