I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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