He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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