Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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