its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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