You work out of a Hotel?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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