I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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