No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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