Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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