so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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