please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
