Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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