i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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