real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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