We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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