Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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