Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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